CRUISING ALONG

demispooky:

male teachers arent allowed to dress code female students anymore at my school because somebody pointed out that if they had been dress coded for their shorts/skirt being too short or their bra showing by a male teacher, that meant said male teacher was looking at her ass and boobs i am laughing my fucking ass off

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mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

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marvalexify:

lotrlockedwhovian:

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THIS MAN?


Becuase they expected him to fix this country and they don’t realize that the the president is just an icon when congress and senate are the ones pulling the strings!

He does problematic stuff so yeah his policies may leave something to be desired.

marvalexify:

lotrlockedwhovian:

WHY DO PEOPLE HATE THIS MAN?

Becuase they expected him to fix this country and they don’t realize that the the president is just an icon when congress and senate are the ones pulling the strings!

He does problematic stuff so yeah his policies may leave something to be desired.

(Source: memewhore)

me: *on my phone*

grandma: do you ever put that thing down?

me: *puts phone down*

me: why did you ruin the economy?

bigboss5678 said: Cat meowing at a bad decision?

cat-meowing-at-things:

eatsleepdraw:

Tamara Chevlen (tamarachevlen.weebly.com)
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eatsleepdraw:

Tamara Chevlen (tamarachevlen.weebly.com)

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bustedbussy:

our first lady everyone 

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2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

2am:

i thought id try my hand at one of those motivational pictures of nature with google text over it

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sunny-yogi:

Boyfriend picked me some flowers last Sunday so I decided to press them and tape them in a journal. I’m definitely going to press more flowers when there are more in the spring and summer :)

sunny-yogi:

Boyfriend picked me some flowers last Sunday so I decided to press them and tape them in a journal. I’m definitely going to press more flowers when there are more in the spring and summer :)

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